You're my little dorito
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
