my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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