Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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