That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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