Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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