every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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