Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I have fence marks all over my body
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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