He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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