the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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