im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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