If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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