I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's shark week go big or go home
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
