You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
where are my eyebrows?
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