I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
barbara walters just said penis...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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