I can tuck mytits in my pants
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's blow job season.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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