I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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