dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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