Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.