Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.