just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.