2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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