Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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