I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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