i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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