I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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