Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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