I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
false alarm, still single
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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