You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
