I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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