found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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