The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
We named our party play list daddy issues
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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