He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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