Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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