I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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