I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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