i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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