the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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