Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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