Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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(408): View more from California

I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.

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(702): View more from Nevada

is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.

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(916): View more from California

you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"

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(408): View more from California

I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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