im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.