just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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