question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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