hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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