i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it glows. i had to have it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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