But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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