it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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