when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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