Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My butt remains clenched, sir.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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