Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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