ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
