at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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