I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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