hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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