So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no, he came in my armpit
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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