yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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